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In Arabia We'd All Be Kings

January 22, 2016 - February 13, 2016

In Arabia We 'd All Be Kings is a sharp and clear eyed expose' of the under side of contemporary Americana. Set in Giuliani 's NYC of the 1990 's, Stephen Adly Guirgis creates a cast of characters that despite difficult circumstances, drug addictions, sexual abuse and dashed plans, still cling hard to the mystery of the hope of the American Dream. Due to explicit language and sexual situations no one under 17 permitted without accompanying parents


February 26, 2016 - March 12, 2016

Techlandia, the home of giant online retailers, software magnates, and painfully current hipsters glued to their phones (Seattle?) comes under hilarious scrutiny in this one woman show written and performed by Bridget Quigg. You'll laugh a lot, sing a bit, and maybe cry a little as we wave goodbye to Grunge Central, and embrace the future of Techlandia. Check out this write up from Geekwire:

March 15, 2016 - March 15, 2016

Fatal Footlights

April 8, 2016 - April 30, 2016

The saga of the Brass Family continues in this new play in which the two grown children of the family, Gwendolyn and Cyril, are brought into a mystery involving the premiere of Oscar Wilde 's first play " Vera, or the Nihilists." As they investigate a series of deadly theater " accidents, " the criminal trio the Watch and Chain Gang scheme to steal the jewels of legendary actress Ellen Terry. The intrigue, romances, and suspects increase as we rush towards the opening of a play that is, according to our narrator George Bernard Shaw, " quite the worst bouquet of balderdash to have ever stained the stage. " A mystery, a thriller, and a love letter to theater, Fatal Footlights is more outrageous Steampunk fun with the First Family of the Realm.

Questionable Content

May 6, 2016 - May 7, 2016

The hit comedy panel show that has put Seattle in stitches. Questionable Content brings a cavalcade of comedians, performers and artists to compete in an uproarious battle of wit, deception and knowledge of off-beat pop culture and news. There 's no knowing where the panel 's banter will go and it 's the audience who has the chance to win fabulous prizes. This month Phil Arensberg referees, keeping the verbal jabs under the belt, ducking the undercuts, and throwing a few haymakers himself. Ian Schuelke is the impartial scorekeeper who doesn't do math. Want to know more, check out our video at OR "Like" us on Facebook at


May 27, 2016 - June 25, 2016

Its 1400 and Margery Kempe, new mother, mayors daughter, and successful brewery proprietor has a vision. A visit from Jesus, or is it a deception of Satan? Schrecks' script, offered in surprisingly modern terms, draws a portrait of a woman trapped between irreconcilable worlds: secular and profane, or spiritual and sacred. Either could get her burnt at the stake.

Raggedy Ann and Andy

July 9, 2016 - August 14, 2016

Our Free for the Family offering for 2016, Raggedy Ann and Andy come to life in an hilarious, freewheeling script. Suitable for ages three to 93, a perfect focus for a summer afternoons family romp.

The Crossing

July 15, 2016 - August 13, 2016

It's 1932 and Amelia Earhart is planning her first Trans-Atlantic crossing. She desperately seeks the advice of meteorologist Ray Spencer -- an aviation specialist haunted by the loss of his daughter while still searching for the elusive scientific breakthrough which will make long-distance flight safer. But first he must take on the ghosts of the past. A soaring chamber musical, The Crossing encompasses loss, love, and the bravery to face each.

Ubu Roi ( or Trump the King)

September 16, 2016 - October 15, 2016

In case you haven't noticed there is an election going on! Theater Schmeater is going to add to the mayhem this fall with an original adaptation of Alfred Jerry's iconic Ubu Roi ( or Trump the King) Pere Ubu is a monster. While he displays pretty much all of the Seven Deadly Sins, his wife Mere Ubu, set his and her goals on the throne of Poland. Through deceit, bluster, lies and brute force Ubu ascends to the throne. Ubu Roi set off riots at the 1896 premiere, and was closed by the Parisian authorities after one performance. We offer it as a (prophetic?) satire on our own times and politicians.

The Twilight Zone: Live!

November 18, 2016 - December 17, 2016

A long time Theater Schmeater tradition, we will offer three different episodes from the iconic TV show. Bristling with Cold War angst mixed with a deep understanding of the human spirit, these shows still resonate almost 60 yrs later.

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