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The Secretaries

January 16, 2015 - February 14, 2015

The secretaries in a lumber yard in Big Bone Oregon live in a world of their own devices. Diet shakes, perfect grooming and a pattern of men falling into buzz saws makes a happy workplace until a new secretary is hired and starts to ask questions. Adult material, may not be suitable for under 17.

Retreat After Me (A playreading)

January 25, 2015 - January 25, 2015

Poor Eugene! He has been left with the overwhelming task of leading the marriage encounter after his boss is a no-show. Unprepared and ill-equipped for such responsibility, he makes his best effort to counsel three couples, each with their own set of cock-eyed challenges, who just might push him over the edge. Part absurdist, part black humor, and with a whole lot of heart, this show is sure to please anyone in a relationship or ready to get out of one.

Oh, Seattle

February 20, 2015 - February 28, 2015

Do you often find yourself saying, "Oh geez, that is so Seattle"? You're not alone. From ristretto shots to the hundreds of people who bike in sponsored gear but are not professional cyclists, we're going to celebrate the stuff we see everyday in the Emerald City. There will be games, songs, stories, and jokes a-plenty. Put on your fleece with melted parts, bring your friends, invite your bus crush, and come on down to enjoy an evening with local comedian and songstress Bridget Quigg. See you at The Schmee in Belltown!

The Most Deserving

March 20, 2015 - April 18, 2015

In a backwater Kansas town, the art commission is awarded $20,000 to give to a local artist of its choice. Who to give it to? In addition to the often uneasy mix of art and money, add a touch of Race, a smidgen of Aesthetics, and a spoonful of Townhall Politics. Catherine Trieschmann's comedy aims for the heart of the often confusing, sometimes controversial questions of "Is it art? Who gets to make that decision? And if it is art, how much is it worth?"

Questionable Content

March 27, 2015 - March 28, 2015

Questionable Content is Seattle's newest late night panel show, and features two teams of panelists competing for laughs and points on this topical, improvised quiz show. David Rollison presides as host while two teams of panelist compete to outwit each other.

MAP Theatre Presents "The Feast"

April 30, 2015 - May 16, 2015

Darkly funny play takes place in a reality not too different from ours -- except that all meat has been pulled from the grocery shelves by the government for some mysterious reason. Hungry dinner guests wait for a latecomer to arrive before they can eat their meatless meal. As the hour grows later and later, their stomachs growl, their desire to be sated grows desperate, and the traces of civilization begin to decay. A production by our friends at MAP Theater, and directed by Aimee Bruneau.

Schmeetser Soiree

May 4, 2015 - May 4, 2015

An informal get together for Theater Schmeater Friends and Donors. A little bit of wine, snacks, art, and perhaps a sneak peek at the next Theater Schmeater show!

Four Dogs and a Bone

May 29, 2015 - June 27, 2015

In this biting and hysterical satire of Hollywood, Shanley exposes the dark underbelly of making Movies the American Way... through intrigue, blackmail, sexual persuasion and, when all else fails, honesty. Producer, writer and actresses tangle in a high stakes tag team that determines if Johny dies or lives to anchor the squeal.

Suddenly Last Summer

September 11, 2015 - October 10, 2015

Suddenly last summer Mrs. Venable's son Sebastian left her home when he took his annual Mediterranean romp. Instead he took his poor cousin Catherine, who now is the only person who knows the details of Sebastian's death. Mrs. Venable has employed a young psychotherapist to remove the story from the disturbed young woman's memory. Williams' tale is told through a lens of mid-century denial and poignant sexual code.

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