Teri Lazzara (Miranda) proudly serves as Theater Schmeater's Managing Director. Previous acting credits at The Schmee include the following: Lark Eden, At Home at the Zoo, When the Messenger is Hot, So Many Words, Getting Out, God Damn Tom and Soccer Moms. Designed props: Act a Lady. Designed sound: Jihad Jones and the Kalashnikov Babes. Directed: Adventures in Mating - 2008. As co-founder of Moonlight Theatre Company, production work and roles include Four Dogs and a Bone, Crimes of the Heart and Hospitality Suite (Stage Manager). She has also worked for Seattle companies including Annex Theatre, Book-It Repertory Theater and Theatre Babylon. Teri has never been on a blind date and has never played a blind prostitute. Shaka to Alex.