Theater Directions
Public Transport
Bus routes 7,10, & 11 stop right at Pine and Summit (around the corner from Theater Schmeater) coming from downtown or Capitol Hill. And bus routes 14 & 43 stop at Bellevue and Pine, just a brief walk up the hill on Pine brings you to our door.
Driving
If you drive, street parking is tight on Friday and Saturday nights. But, if you arrive around 6pm, and go to dinner, you shouldn't have much trouble finding a free spot. WE DO NOT RECOMMEND PARKING IN THE GARAGE across the street from the theater. This is now a private, permit-only lot, and should you find your way into it, you will have difficulty getting back out. There is a $65 fee charged by its owners to open the garage after hours. A recommended alternative is the lot located at Summit and Pike, just south of the corner intersection, adjacent to the C-K Graphics building. This lot is $5 in the evenings, and doesn't close.
From Downtown
Go East on PikeLeft on Summit
Theater Schmeater is on the right.
From I-5 Northbound
Take the Olive Way ExitRight on Bellevue
Left on Pine
Right on Summit
Theater Schmeater is on the left.
From I-5 Southbound
Take the Stewart/Denny ExitMake a left on Denny at the second light and go up the hill.
Right on Bellevue
Left on Pine
Right on Summit
Theater Schmeater is on the left.





